I birthed them in my bed, now I have to lie in it.
I found this written in pencil on my son's lunch box:
Labels: The Lawyer, too cool for elementary school
posted by Domestic Slackstress @ 9:19 AM
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I can't really say I'm a writer any longer; I'm more of a professional procrastinator. How 'bout poser writer? Need an excuse? I hatch them daily when I'm not busy wiping up my three heathens' snot and road raging them around our cookie cutter SoCal 'hood. The kids: The Lawyer, 6, Cheeks, 4, and Pigtails, 2.5. My Hubster would make a better mother than me, and I mean that in a good way. Pinkie swear, cross my heart, jab a hot poker in my eye or whatever it is my kids say before they cave and inform on each other.
11 Comments:
Holy carp. The more I think about it, the more homeschooling looks good.
I hope you're joking. That's kinda creepy.
WHAT?!?! Holy shit I'd be in that school in a heartbeat. Oh! That is truly horrible - I am so sorry.
freaking crazy!
That is very unpleasant indeed. I'm not sure if i could control my temper in a situation like that.
That is downright bloody scarey! Have you reported it to the school? Not that they could probably do much, but good grief! There are certainly some sickos out there.
wow. that is fucking scary. i would definitely try to figure out who wrote it and confront the parents.
OMG....THIS NOT GOOD...
WOW...WOW...HOLYFREAKINGJEESUPEETS......THAT'S PRETTY FREAKING SCARY..
WHAT ARE YOU GONNNA DO?
Seriously, this is scary. What are you going to do?
I'd have that school by the balls. I AM NOT KIDDING.
and wait...this is the school that changed tug-o-war to tug-o-peace, right?!
oooh, I would SO HAVE that school begging for mercy.
Just imagine what would come home in the Lawyer's lunchbox if he went to public school!
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