Daddy's Wake Up Call From Hell

*I made a mistake and deleted the video of my three kids and their eldest cousin banging loud instruments in vain to wake up their sleeping like a rock daddy. Sorry. I'll re-post the vid. when I get a chance. At least the text still exists:

My "Evil, Cacaphonic Kid Wake-up Call from Hell" technique surpasses the super charged caffeine power of a Venti double, triple, gazillion shot Starbucks latte.

It also happens to be more action than my bed has seen in recent days, since I started compulsively tag-team PTO/storytime volunteering at both of my sons' schools. Mega mama overtiredness = anti-aphrodisiac.

Lies. All lies. This technique actually blows. It entertains the kids for a few split seconds and achieves little else. In fact, my husband didn't actually wake up. How does he do it (sleep through it)? He tells me that when he was a preschool Navy brat in Japan he slept through a whopping 6.8 earthquake.

I can think of a few alternative techniques to wake him up but I'm always too tired to employ them.