MC Maestro of Mouth and His 1st Day of Kindergarten Shout-Out

The Maestro of Mouth started kindergarten today, amid a lofty opening ceremony that included an electric guitar rendition of America the Beautiful as a tribute to 9/11 victims and some melodious harp plucking by his Spanish teacher. I've never heard of an opening ceremony to kick off the school year.

Maybe it's a private school thing. Each of the 14 kindergarten newbies was introduced before the crowd of some 150 students and their camera snap-happy parents.

When the perfectly color coordinated and accessorized admissions director poked a microphone in Mouth's direction and announced him to the crowd, Mouth responded with a whopping, "Hey Yo, people!" puncuated by throwing up two arms in the air rapper style. He's such a wigga wanna be already thanks to mommy's closet gangsta rap problem.